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Shoot was in bucolic
Stanton, Kentucky. The entire inbred redneck family
seemed intent on gettin' rid
o' ol' Pap so they could collect some 'surance
money, I guess. |
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Pap is pushed to the
luau by his lovely wife, Bambi (Alex Del Monacco).
Honey, I-I-I cain't b-b-b-breathe! |
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Possumback (TJ
Moreschi) takes over and gets Pap into th' house |
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But now ev'n ol'
Possumback seems intent on gettin' rid o' Pap!
Everybody wants some o' Pap's 'surance money!! |
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Some o' our fine
family members: Lulu (Kayla Perkins), Bubba
(Stacey Gillespie), Moon Pie (Chrissy Joy) |
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Why, here's Pap up
and about?? Tater (Jennifer Convery) in the
middle. Don't know the others, but sur'ly they
be related. |
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These two gentlemen
wanna do yer taxes fer ya. |
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Bambi pretendin'
like she's not gonna do the old coot in ...
riiiiiight. |
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The happy redneck
family |
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Things go downhill
as the tiki casts its ugly spell. Pud tries to
take it from Lumpy and gets pushed off th' danged
balcoknee. |
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Ahh, my lovin' wife
Bambi emptyin' m' colostomy bag fer me. Yep,
she's m' very own moon pie, alright! |
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The younger zombies
take a break t' feed the li'l burro next der. |
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'Nuff o' that
friendly stuff, the older zombie gals in danged
attack mode! |
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Lumpy 'n' T-bone
gonna shoot 'em up some danged zombies, even iffn
they ARE rel'tives. |
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Heh heh, ol' Bambi
thought she'd do Pap in, but SHE gets it 'fore the
story is over. |
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Unfortunately, ol'
Pap has t' be shot, too. Poor ol' Pap
... prolly werth millions. |
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